So today started out on a great note! My sociology professor agreed to take my paper after hearing what had happened. So that was awesome. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful, but I did eat a pack of fruit snacks that was amazing. I’m fairly confident that fruit snacks are one of my favorite foods. Especially the dinosaur ones, those are definitely the best! Of course, with any foods that resemble people or animals, I soon revert to my five year old self and place them in sexual positions. You’d think I would’ve gotten over that by now.
Anyway, I’m so excited about all the work that the A&M kids are doing on the Perfects. I just wish I could be there so I could help out more. I am trying to think of something else Captain Emo can do. While my power is useful as an offensive weapon, I would like something else that would compare to the amazing powers that everyone else has. I guess one person always has to have the crappier power, though. I’m kinda like Cyclops, except instead of optic blasts all I have are my tears. Yeah, I could kick his ass any day. Anyway, Brandon, Katie, Leahanne and Katherine, if you think of anything just let me know.
So this weekend I am going on a leadership retreat in New Braunfels. Honestly, I’m going for the free food. I don’t really know anyone else that’s gonna be there, so expect an emo update on Sunday night. That said, I’ll try to “appreciate the little things” and have a good time. If only I didn’t hate people…
Yesterday, Jose and Roger went overboard x100000 with Valentine’s Day and it made me want to puke. But only because they’re gay and I think that all queers should burn in hell. Seriously though, they each decorated each other’s dorm room with balloons and streamers and stupid stuffed animals. Jose’s balloon bouquet even sang! How ridiculous is that? With all the Valentine’s spirit in the air, I had to get out of the room for fear of losing my ability to “Tear On”. I was able to gain enough strength to finally go to bed, however, after watching last year’s SNL Valentine’s Day episode. Darrell Hammond looks so much like Al Gore that it’s freaky. He’s great at most of his impressions, but that one was dead on. “Tip, John Kerry is super excited about my endorsement!” “That’s nice honey, why don’t you go upstairs and change into your pajamas now.”
If I was cool enough to do private posts like Brandon then I would…but I just don’t have the power to keep you from reading the private messages the way he does. Anyway, I just wanted to say to Brandon and Katie that we’d love it if you moved here, but understand whatever your decision ends up being. Veronica, however, will kill you both if you don’t choose Austin. I’m not saying that should affect your decision, but she’s serious. Now let’s look at the outcomes: 1) Ya’ll decide to stay in College Station. Veronica kills you both. You die. She’ll probably kill Leahanne and Katherine too. 2) Ya’ll decide to move to Austin. Veronica buys you lots of presents. You live. ionopohi, but that seems like an easy choice to me.