February 29…this date only occurs once every four years. Return of the King winning 11 out of 11 Oscars…this only occurs once in a lifetime. Congratulations Peter Jackson (I know you read my site…don’t deny it). Lord of the Rings is the greatest movie ever made, and deserved EVERY award it won…Leahanne and I so called it, by the by.
Archive for February, 2004
Brandon is back! Yeah! And so is Leahanne! It’s like summer and vacation time all over again, I’m so excited! Anyway, I’m going “!” crazy, so I better go…Yeah!!!!!!!!!
Just to prove Steph right that I update my site everyday, I’m back. Belgians, you better be checking this thing. Anyway, Steph rocks even though she’s a loser for checking my website and then making fun of me for it:
“You and Jernigan should make babies. Look at you, you’re Hitler’s wet dream.”
It’s nice to know that if Hitler ever returns, Katie and I will be ready!
Getting ready to watch the last episode of Sex and the City….just started! Yes, I’m a guy. Yes, I freaking love this show. I think it’s because I hang out with too many girls. Anyway, its awesome. Can’t wait to see what happens….
HOWEVER!!! I just saw the greatest thing ever! The preview for the new season of the Sopranos!!!!!! It’s been a year and a half…the Sopranos is my favorite show…ever. This season looks like it could be the best one so far. All I know is that the last episode of the fourth season was absolutely amazing. The acting was the best I’ve ever seen on television. After seeing this preview, it looks like this season will be even better. March 7 cannot come any quicker. Bring it on!
Cory Sharp, you rock. Yesterday he said exactly what needed to be said at crew. I couldn’t agree with him more…Anyway, thanks for saying what I think most people were thinking (at least me). There were no problems today and I think your comments played a role in accomplishing that.
In other news, I am 29.77% nerd with a score of 139 on the nerd test that Brandon had on his AIM profile. Take the test and see how you do. How big a nerd are you?
Two hours until the first performance of musical! The show is alright, kinda stupid but the songs are entertaining. If the cast actually puts in effort, the show should be good. Regardless, I have a blast doing crew so it doesn’t matter. Even though it has taken over my life, it really is great. I get to spend every day with friends doing what I love…ok, I really love acting but anything involving theatre is good. I’m gonna be kinda sad when it’s over, but at least I’ll have One Act to keep busy. Also, tonight is the Opening Night party! That should kick all kinds of ass! Ok, I’m off…
I think it’s about time for a rant…or something like one. So in my never-ending quest for self-deprecation I want to examine myself. I only do that constantly so I think it’s about time I do it again. For some reason I feel like I’ve missed out on something. I’ve missed out on dating and all that crap. When I moved to Belgium I entered a community that was very different from the public school I was used to attending. People were treated differently and not many people really dated. At this time I was a very unattractive nerdy computer boy. I had terrible acne and really bad hair. For those of you that knew me then, I apologize. Back to the story…I always wanted a girlfriend because no one really liked me in Junior High (that I knew about at the time…thanks Elaine and Kim!) I always said that I would date just about any girl that liked me as long as they weren’t hideous and all that stuff. However, as soon as some girls started to like me, there was always something I didn’t like about them. I turned down loads and loads of girls (ok, only like two or three but still!).
So what’s this rant about? Not really sure, but one random thing I hate is that I have insanely high standards for girls. I really shouldn’t. I can’t afford to, but yet I still do. For this reason, I have still never had a girlfriend. I can’t believe I’m still bitching about this, after having numerous opportunities over the past year. I also hate that I always attract girls two years younger than me. At least five of them this year!!! I need a girl my own age. Put out the word: Female, shorter than 5’9″, slim, preferably blonde and at least a junior! Ok, that’s enough pointless bitching for the day…I promise not to mention not having a girlfriend for a while (at least not in the next post). Ok, I’m done now.
So it’s been forever since I updated this site…anyone notice? I’ve been insanely busy with crew. But I have some time to write some random crap…not all that much though. For you Belgians out there, I’m doing running crew for a musical called Good News. I get to hang out with my friends all day so its cool. I also got cast as Hamlet in the One Act play (its not Hamlet, but a play about it…its like a fairly big part in the show, which is amazing considering I just freaking got here). But other than that I’d like to talk about Mallrats…
Firstly, Kevin Smith is my god. He will be on my Wall of Fame some day, when I am finally able to express how much I truly love this man’s work. Mallrats was actually the last of his movies that I saw, even after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I had initially loved Dogma, and then Clerks and Chasing Amy. Though they were all amazing, Chasing Amy became my favorite. Then some kid at school told me I had to watch Mallrats. I hadn’t hear much about it, besides the fact that it was Kevin Smith’s worst reviewed film. I watched it one school night while in Belgium and immediately fell in love with it. There is no better dick and fart movie anywhere. This film reaffirmed my purely non-sexual love for Jason Lee…OK, it may be a little sexual but still. The monologues in this movie are among the best Kevin Smith has ever written. “One time by cousin Walter got a cat stuck up his ass. True story.” Anyway, the story can get a bit cheesy, but its probably the funniest movie I have ever seen. As a Kevin Smith fanatic, I’m kinda biased but I give this movie my highest recommendation. 10/10
So today I met the most annoying girl in the world! Her name is Rachel and she thinks she is black. I’m talking total stereotype. She talks, dresses and acts like she is from the ghetto…yet she’s an upper middle class white girl. She listens to shitty music and event put decals all over her shitty car to try and make it look cool. Needless to say, I wanted to strangle her all night. Why was I hanging out with her in the first place? Well all my friends were gone and Katie had to sleep so I called Kim and she was hanging out with her…they decided to come over and immediately I knew I would hate this girl. Anyway, after an hour of hell I told them I had to be home early and had them drop me off…let’s just hope I never see that girl again.
Also, I set up my MSN mobile account today. Just right click on my name and go to “Send a Message to a Mobile Device”. I don’t even have to be online but it will still send it to my phone. This way you can send me messages everyday and I will get them while I’m at school! Come on Belgians! I won’t be able to respond but you can still say hi and tell me crap. It’s free, easy and quick to do. When you get back from school is when I start, so just get online and write me a message every day. If so, you may make it on to my wall of fame!
So I have in my hands the new Incubus CD!!!! I waited all day and then immediately went to Best Buy with Steph to buy it! Can’t wait to listen…Incubus is my favorite rock band and I’ve been anticipating this release since last summer. I’ll be sure to let you know how it is.
Anyway, I would like to rant a bit about my wireless internet. It sucks. My dad moved it to his study, which is not in continental “Ward residence”…it’s the Alaska to our continental states. Well the wireless signal is not good enough for me to chat online. Everytime I try is starts lagging and not delivering the messages. With AOL they simply don’t show up but I stay online. My friends can’t stand it because our conversations take at least twice as long as they should. With MSN it just keeps logging me off every few minutes. This is much more annoying because I never get to chat with my Belgian friends anymore. I’ve decided that there is no solution and it just sucks. Fuck chatting. I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to go old school and communicate with my friends solely through email. I’ll try to keep chatting using the aforementioned programs but it isn’t going to get better. I guess this is just an official notice to all of ya’ll out there that take the risk of trying to talk to me online. Consider yourself warned.
Also, my fan club (of which I am President and founder) is growing. Will, thanks for visiting the site. Sammie told me you’re “like my twin” so that’s cool. Ok, I’m done now.